10/11 Snowboard Giveaway - Post here

My name is burton ols cartel since my conception late last year things have been nice but there is just something missing, like apart isn't there. I feel as if  my other half is missing, my twin you might say.



I tried not thinking about it but it has become more and more of an issue, I can't seem to find myself or my meaning.

I thought getting some friends would help but everyone I met was already taken. Its like I was the only bindings in the world without a board. Well after a few months of the hot summer I met the DC Park Boot.



DC told me he would help in the search for my lost being but all he wanted to was drink and shoot up his laces.



I was all alone in my search to belong, the only way I saw to find my lost twin was to travel the world(using the burton flight deck wheelie from sierra)



I traveld from denver to new york london, paris, moscow, japan, and ended in sydney almost drowning.



After my long travels I returned to denver where I found DC pas* out with some prostitute burton boneout socks. I knew there had to be a better life out there. I had to find my other half, my soulmate, my...twin.



I started Internet dating but all the sites didn't help at all. they just wanted to match me with any ole board...that is until I found sierrasnowboard.com. It was like a message from a higher power. I became a member in late august with the launch of the new site. It
totally changed my life when I heard they were giving away the burton twin. my twin...



I set out to win no matter what it took. From day one I watched the video hoping the thumbtack would land on my number but no such luck. As weeks went on I watch eggs fly, questions answered, and images found. Once I heard of the Eskiv contest I began training, this was it, this was my chance to shine and finally be one with my other half..my twin. I practiced for hours and hours until straps could take no more. We all know what happened with Eskiv. I lost all hope, I didn't know what to do. I even tried throwing away my base plates so I could never be used....but something told me no, no wait, lets wait and see what sierra has in store for this weeks contest.




This is it, this is my story. I have found my twin and need sierras help to bring us together. If it doesn't work out my only choice is to sell myself online like a Russian bride.

Please sierra, help me unite with my twin.




Edited by rzero - Oct/06/2006 at 12:06am

Bravo

I just now noticed the needles!

RZero is my vote so far. Oh wait.... I don't get to vote. But if I did you got it so far. Beautiful story. Brought tears to my eyes both from laughing and crying. Bravo!

ahhhh shnap! My 100th post. Only 8 billion to go until I catch Nu-Nu.

Originally posted by brejifus ahhhh shnap! My 100th post. Only 8 billion to go until I catch Nu-Nu.

congrats and welcome to the 100's club...

dang, rzero thats awesome...very creative...Im still thinking of ideas

this one is going to be crazy come wednesday...I can't even imagine what people have in mind of doing.

oh and cnr, I like your whole "weather" theme haha its clas*ic

kirk1005:

Very bad!  I actually hit right in the small of my back, and had a bruise the size of a grapefruit for about a week or so.  I hit right on the apex which was the worst part.  And this was at like 9am, so we had just got up on the mountain.  I think it was my second day trying the terrain park.  I'm just glad my buddy, brejifus, had his video cam that day though.  I wish I had the sound to go along with it...

Originally posted by kirk1005 After seeing this video, you will understand why I need this board...Maybe with a Twin, I will have the courage to hit the rails again this year...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kly_TC8wfnQ

i invested in a pair of butt pads this year.. hope to absorb some of the pain..

Originally posted by renee i wish i was nu nu then i would have already won a board and wouldnt have to make up anything

i'm still here cheering u on renee!! that's effort enough, isn't it?

WOOHOO! i was thinkin of makin a video

videos r always fun...even If I dont win this one itll be cool to see everyones submissions...

yeah hoon...theres still plenty of time left

I haven't quite finalized my idea

ive got a few up my sleeve tho

Edited by Nu-Nu - Oct/06/2006 at 8:03am

hope u had ur helmet on...the halfpipe is dangerous and i give credit to all the pro boarders..they got some balls... i haven't really ridden the halfpipe much cause i'm scared of getting hurt real bad, it feels like u're falling on cement..

Originally posted by kirk1005 Um...Dont own a helmet.  Probably should get one though...

woah dude.. i know how a lot of ppl say to not wear helmets, but i've seen my fair of accidents from my friends.. i'd invest in one, especially if you are doing any halfpipe/rails/boxes.

congrats kirk 

I'm planning on getting a helment myself from sierra. You should consider it more than a butt pad, I would hope you head is more important to you than your butt. Then again you could be a nude butt model ... mm

Well either way I advise getting a helment(this coming from someone who doesn't have one yet himself)

Originally posted by kirk1005 Um...Dont own a helmet.  Probably should get one though...

Originally posted by kirk1005 I hear you NuNu, but the sad fact is this isnt even my worst bust of last year!  I should have never tired that stupid super pipe!!!  Concussion #3!!!

Too bad I didn't get that on tape. We thought you were dead for a minute or so. Then we saw some body movement. We were about to climb back up for you but we figured that it was a really long walk and that your body would eventually slide down to the bottom. Just jokin. You know your my Boi!!!!

rzero - that reminds me i need to grab a pair of those cartels.

Good morning every one. Our top story Hurricane Twin is making headlines all across the country, but none of our reports brought you into the center of this beast. Until now... Lets send it out to Al Roker who is who is outside testing the stregth of this storm. Al?

 

"Thanks, Bob. As you can see the winds are the worst I've ever witnessed in my life. It's sad to say that this storm will cross the WHOLE counrty, leaving debris, and reaking havoc on our entire snowboarding community. I just recieved word that Huricane Twin will....... WHOA!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!"

 

 "Screw this crap!!! I'm coming back in for a donut."

Dam cnr you're like Anderson Cooper, thanks for risking life and limb to bring us the news

Edited by Mike - Oct/06/2006 at 11:28am

I should win because I have worked with Eric, Beth, Michael to setup the wonderful Sierra Snowboard Online Store. Sure, it is my job to help, but I never am as happy to work with a customer as I am to work with the folks at Sierra Snowboard.

BlowFish.