Review Feedback Contest but I = Noob Thread

Thought I'd start this one while on vacation for everyone.

So you are a noob or a newbie or not a gear whore but you really want to win a Retro Twin.

1. Look around your room, home, etc. You probably have at least 10 different pieces of snowboard stuff that you can write reviews on:
Snowboard
Boots
Bindings
Gloves
Goggles
Helmet
Pants
Jacket
First Layer
Socks

2. Think. Have you ever demo'd a board or borrowed your friend's board? Write a review on that.

3. Go to the local shop. Paw and finger as much stuff as possible. Take some notes (probably mentally so you don't sketch out the shop people) and write some reviews on that.

If you do all 3 items, you should be able to write at least 30/40 reviews. Make sure that they are useful, helpful and answer the questions.

Provide -
Intro: what is it?
Context: where did you use the gear, see the gear, etc.
Tech information: what new or cool techie stuff does it have
Assessment: point by point assessment of what is good and bad
Conclusion: one sentence that sums the whole thing up

Good luck y'all!

the more you write coherent reviews, the better you will do.