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Topic: Spenser and his friends Face a SWAT teamPosted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:00am |
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While spending the night in Anchorage, Alaska Spenser and friends wanted pizza but had no money......
http://failuremag.com/index.php/failure_analysis/article/teens_steal_pizza_face_swat_team/
Teens steal pizza, face SWAT teamWritten by Jason Zasky as part of Failure Analysis March 23—The pizza at Sicily’s in Anchorage, Alaska, must be really, really good. So good that it’s worth dying for—or at least spending years in prison. On Sunday night, four youths—two 19-year-old males and two females (ages unknown)—robbed a Sicily’s Pizza delivery driver at gunpoint. The driver resisted and a struggle ensued, but the quartet eventually secured the pizza and ran off. They did not take the driver’s money. The driver followed one of the females—who apparently wasn’t as fleet of foot as her accomplices—to a nearby apartment. When Anchorage police arrived on the scene they took the girl into custody, but the males—Joseph Nicalaskey and Cesasr Alvarez-Jennings—and the other female barricaded the door and refused to come out. “They communicated to the officers that they knew they were going to jail and didn’t want to come out because they wanted to eat the pizza,” said Lt. Dave Parker. Police subsequently called in a SWAT team, which broke into the apartment and arrested the trio. The males were charged with first-degree robbery, third-degree assault, and resisting an officer. The females were charged with robbery and assault. Read more: http://failuremag.com/index.php/failure_analysis/article/teens_steal_pizza_face_swat_team/#ixzz0j1XaPMaI ***** Disclaimer I know Spenser lives far from Anchorage but its still funny. |
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percept
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:03am |
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they musta been real stoned.
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idshredhead
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:11am |
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^^ my favorite line. They must have had the munchies quite fierce! I lol'd when I read that line.
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ShredbettyZoe
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:31am |
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:45am |
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Ok, hillarious, thanks for the laugh!!
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snow4life
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:46am |
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lol this was actually funny lol
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chenmt
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 11:48am |
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hey spenser, we've never met, but youve helped me out countless times on this forum. id def just buy you a slice of pizza if you were hungry man...
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:20pm |
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agreed, pretty funny. I wish i had the balls to tell the cops, im bout to eat this pizza before i go to jail, while locking them out.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:23pm |
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people these days...
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dylanpipe
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:23pm |
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ha thats funny, pretty stupid to steal PIZZA, but
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:33pm |
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All that for one pizza? You gotta get some cheese stix.
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Bowls
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:38pm |
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does this place make the best pizza in the world? or as said above... just the munchies
still good pulicity if they resist going to jail before they can finish their amazing pizza!
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lmao
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:39pm |
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there must be nothing fun to do in that town
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:50pm |
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never been to that pizza place but their commercials are on tv all the time.. looks good. i dont know if id do that for a pizza though...
and yeah.... not much to do there other than pretend to be in a gang or snowboard
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spenser
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:52pm |
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or go to the malls and get kicked out. i got kicked out with my friend a few years ago on a snowboard trip because we were being weird and laughing and went to the bathroom.. security guards thought we were suspicious so they followed us in, and we were still laughing in the bathroom.. mostly cause my friend and i were tandem-pooping next to eachother in separate stalls and i could hear the kerplunks, so they told us to come out..
best part? i had put pooper paper down on the seat before sitting.. sat and never pooped, but when i stood up and came out of the stall when they told us to come out, i had paper stuck to the back of my pants. the guy goes "take the shit paper out ya ass!"
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 1:55pm |
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lol spenser, awkward story to say the least
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 2:05pm |
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funny story. wish i had pizza for lunch instead of teriyaki now.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 2:07pm |
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P.O.D (Post of the DAY!) LOL
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 2:47pm |
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That could be a cool gimmeck for the pizza shop owner....
"Pizza so good you'll rob, lie, and cheat for!" |
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haha, they had a gun but didn't know how to use it correctly. haha FAIL.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 3:00pm |
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LOL. I really hope the pizza was delicious.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 5:05pm |
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That is a great story Spenser. I guess you have good stories and good advice.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 6:58pm |
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I wonder if they at least got to finish the pizza.
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ROLL ON, BISHES.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 7:20pm |
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They can have a new slogan: "So good, you would do 2-5 to get a slice!"
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Bring it hard or don't bring it at all.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 7:34pm |
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There are some hungry folk out there. I'm surprised the delivery guy would even put up a struggle. I'm sure a large roni and some pocket change isn't worth his life.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 7:40pm |
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^^
Yea, doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the package. Dude pulls a gun... you don't fight him over pizza.
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ROLL ON, BISHES.
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What a bunch of dumbasses.
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I would've done it for a pizza.
They should've just robbed an entire pizza place or something though. And then forced the pizza guys to keep making them pizza until the SWAT team busted in.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 8:50pm |
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Im hungry...
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Can't believe the pizza guy chased after these people over a pie, especially if they left him the money. Seems like overkill.
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ROLL ON, BISHES.
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^^ lol he can get in a lot of trouble, 1. He doesn't have a pie to deliver to the original owner, 2. That pie comes out of his paycheck, 3. They lose a customer and receives a bad reputation
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Assuming that he's not licensed and the weapon isn't registered? It's not that tough to be able to carry a weapon legally, at least in MN.
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Posted: Mar/23/2010 at 9:18pm |
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lol they must have been trippin hard
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kimchijajonshim
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Where the hell can you carry a gun in MN? I figure it's legal but everywhere I go I see signs on doors saying "___________ prohibits handguns on its premises"
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ROLL ON, BISHES.
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A couple were charged with 1st degree robbery. That usually means robbery with a deadly weapon, so that's probably the gun charge too.
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LOL... Hell Yeah!!!
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That's pretty much it. With a conceal and carry license you can have it on you anywhere you go. If a business won't allow it they have to put that sign up by the entrance, thus the reason you see them pretty much everywhere. It's pretty wild.
I was also thinking something along the lines of one of those assault charges would just include the gun charge as well. I doubt somebody that's stupid enough (or high enough) to rob a f**kin pizza guy at gun point for one pizza wouldn't be smart enough to take the time and get a gun legally, or be allowed to.
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