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NGremlin! 
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 Topic: Fart-absorbing blanketPosted: May/16/2010 at 5:13pm |
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Hey all,
Here's some Sunday silliness for you. There's a new infomercial product. It's the fart-absorbing blanket! It's called the "Better Marriage Blanket." According to the website, it is the perfect gift for weddings or anniversaries. Featured selling points: A real solution to a very real problem Contains the same type of fabric used by the MILITARY to protect against CHEMICAL WEAPONS! Cheers! https://bettermarriageblanket.com/ |
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Trevinpendry
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:16pm |
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What a waste of a good fart. hahahahaha
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Romans 1:16 For I a m not ashamed of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes...
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van
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:19pm |
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hahahahaha really now?
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tl84
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:28pm |
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Yea, I saw this on late night tv. I thought it was some sort of a joke, but its not. The comercial is pretty funny though. They call it the 'better marriage blanket' that's hilarious.
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icechickay
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:32pm |
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I need one of those to save me from my dog's farts. She's stinkier than my boyfriend could ever be.
I wonder if the blanket offers salvation from an old fashioned dutch oven. |
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JonZap
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:38pm |
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ROFL, someones wife must have been doing a lot of complaining. This is better than the USB toothbrush. |
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syphus
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 5:43pm |
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i reckon female farts are more smellier then the males..its just the males dont complain as much
think about it.. females tend to hold there farts in all day, and when they get a chance to release it, its pretty much a high concentration rather the males tend to let them off when we have the chance |
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NGremlin!
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 6:00pm |
What's a dutch oven? I'm assuming it's something with extra-strength stink!
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stehoul199
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 6:03pm |
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haha thats great. im staying up all night to see if i see the commercial
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solocreep
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 6:14pm |
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How bout try some gas-x.
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is it just me? or is common sense not that common.
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trosy
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wait a sec. You don't know what a dutch oven is NGremlin?! It's when you are laying in bed with a "significant other", and you fart then hold his/her head under the blanket. Great find on the add. |
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supcadence
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 6:40pm |
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can you imagine the smell of that blanket after a week
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NickiPowPow
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 6:46pm |
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hehe I wonder if there's a toxic hazard associated with it...."keep away from teething children"
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Myke_Hawke
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:17pm |
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I just need to lay this over my farting wife, she sounds like a fart machine sometimes
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noobert
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:19pm |
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i could use one of those for any time i eat mexican food or chili.
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BudAshes
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:27pm |
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Try this method:
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leadfootedfool
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:50pm |
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Watch out for those sbds in your marriage bed 
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ianbejamin
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:53pm |
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this is by far the best one. Actually i take that back. It's tied for the shakeweight haha
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ianbejamin
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 7:58pm |
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i just have to say that i just showed my friend this video and he wouldn't believe me that it is a real product. haha i laughed so hard
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soxfan47104
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:06pm |
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haha that is awesome
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mixmasterjgt
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:20pm |
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I can't believe this is a real product.
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sandman88
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:36pm |
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my wife is gonna learn to love my farts
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pepers215
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:42pm |
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That would ruin all of my fun. hahaha
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julkydean
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:50pm |
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LOL Thats can't be real! Who the hell would think about something like that! It still disgusting, if the blanket is absolving it that mean you are sleeping on your on gas?
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southernsoul
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 9:52pm |
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I think the theory is you can cover a lot of things up with a good blanket, but some marriages will need more than a fabeic thtas resilliant to chemical warfare
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NGremlin!
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 10:02pm |
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I think the next step is to develop fart-absorbing underwear. Because farts don't just happen in bed...
Fart-absorbing pants would be okay too. Think about it. The possibilities are endless. Get it? END-less? ha ha ha. (Though technically, I guess they are end-ful...) Yeah, bad pun either way. Apologies.
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surgyon
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 10:13pm |
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can it absorb oil too?
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masterduc
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 10:14pm |
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...wow. really?
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monkeysnacks
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 10:48pm |
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Great gift for weddings and anniversaries, eh?
I have a cousin who chose not to register for his wedding. His invitation said that he and his fiance do not have any gift registries and would appreciate gift cards. But gift cards and cash seem so unemotional. This blanket is a gift that will really speak to their hearts. And I want them to get their marriage off to a good start. Heh heh.
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Durugon2
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Posted: May/16/2010 at 11:57pm |
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flatulence molecules hahahahaha
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reported for reporting
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pimpasaurus JR
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 12:12am |
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awesome... I gotta pick this up along with the Booty Pop, Shake Weight, and Slap Chop.
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chenmt
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 12:16am |
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yea, i think boxers or pants with this material would work so much better than a blanket. i would actually try it... maybe.
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 12:22am |
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so no glowing reviews? theres always those "great" reviews .
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mrpl2e5t0n
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 12:53am |
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AHA Thats pretty funny. I wonder if they are actually making money.
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pyrotechnics
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 1:09pm |
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geez....what people try to peddle for money like that foot sole thing that is suppose to get rid of "toxins" from your body.
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jivehoneyjive
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 1:52pm |
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I'm not sure this is healthy- surely its trapping countless little particles of poo- bit like some marriages I guess.
Want more intimacy in bed? Wrap yourselves in atomic poo and stale farts- now theres a marketing campaign. 
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mech9t5
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 1:55pm |
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i misread the title. I thought it was a FAT absorbing blanket. Was wondering how it worked and how awesome it would be to wake up a few pounds lighter every morning.
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Superorb
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:03pm |
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Science will NEVER be able to destroy a well-planned Dutch Oven!
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:07pm |
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lol I read it as FAT absorbing also...
but I wonder how well it actually works... and if the blanket is worth anything, |
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snow4life
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:08pm |
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why a blanket, why not fast obsorbing boxers, or underwear! lol. so not only will you not smell in bed, but in everyday places rofl.
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shakazulu12:(2:15PM) Nyle (Giftedhands) gets really big and turns green when angry.
BAAHAhahahahha |
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djinhwan
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:55pm |
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no more swedish ovens
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my mom says im hardcore
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TahoeDreamin
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:57pm |
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The world is a better place when you can Dutch Oven your wife...this reminds me, its been a while since Ive done that |
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 2:59pm |
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this takes all the fun away.
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 3:17pm |
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I want to see one of these in action. I'm very dubious of these claims, this would have already been on Oprah or something if it were true.
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 3:19pm |
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Best valentines day present EVER!!!!!!!
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NGremlin!
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 3:41pm |
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I wonder if it absorbs the stink out of feet too?
Because then it would be snowboarding-related. Because feet get stinky after a day of riding. Then we could campaign for Sierra to place a bulk wholesale order. Maybe Sierra and The Better Marriage Blanket could even make a collaborative Sierra-branded blanket designed by the amazing The English Butler. And we all could reap the benefits of being de-stinkified sleepers while rocking the Sierra gear! Heh.
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 3:46pm |
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I love that they say it's a great wedding/anniversary present. Wouldn't you just want to get this for yourself if it was an issue?
And how about we can wear our sierra gear longer if we had one of these blankets to mask the smell of them being on the body for weeks on end.
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Posted: May/17/2010 at 4:21pm |
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perfect white elephant present
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